A Kolache Kind of Morning

Apricot and cherry kolaches from the Kolache Shoppe on Richmond Avenue in Houston, Texas.
Apricot and cherry kolaches, with posypka (a crumble topping with butter and sugar) from the Kolache Shoppe on Richmond Avenue in Houston, Texas. Photograph, Ann Fisher.

A what kind of morning?

It’s a Texas thing, bordering on obsession in some parts of the state. Good kolaches are amazing: yeasty and tender, a resilient bread that’s light, buttery, and oh-so-slighty sweet.

What is a Kolache?

And how the heck do you say it?

Old Towne Kolaches Houston Texas
Olde Towne Kolaches.

Pronounce it: koh-LAH-chee.

In Czech, kolo means circle or wheel, a logical name for a round sweet roll. The correct word to refer to a single pastry of this kind is kolach, while kolache (koláče), is the plural. . . However, in Texas, most people say “kolache” and “kolaches.” Kolaches have sweet fillings, traditionally poppyseed, apricot, cherries, or sweetened cream cheese.

What about a kolache with sausage, you ask? Technically, a savory version should be called a klobásník (or klobasniky). However, unless you are speaking with a Texan of Czech ancestry — they all get called kolaches.

Map of early Czech settlements in Texas. University of Texas map.

Between 1851 and 1890, there were several waves of immigration from Moravia and Bohemia in what is now the Czech Republic (then part of Austria) to Texas. They settled in the blackland prairies of the coastal plains of of the state, in an area now referred to as “the Czech belt.”

Aren’t we blessed they opened bakeries and shared their kolaches with the rest of us? It’s now a Texas tradition to make kolache “rest stops” at bakeries whenever we take road trips through the Czech belt — Hruska’s Bakery in Ellinger, Texas, on the road between Houston and Austin comes to mind.

a plate of Olde Towne Kolaches Houston Texas
A plate of Olde Towne Kolaches. The Cream Cheese is the real stand-out. Photograph, Ann Fisher.

One key to good kolaches? Allowing the dough to rise multiple times. At least three times — though I’ve seen one recipe that requires the dough to rise five times. That is why good kolaches are so light and fluffy. This is time consuming, and since time is money, some places cut corners.

If you are visiting Texas, anywhere in the Houston, Austin, or San Antonio regions, you should be able to find a bakery selling kolaches. I recommend reading reviews of several places before choosing where to get your kolache because as we discovered on our kolache adventure, they can vary radically.

(Left) Olde Towne Kolaches -- cream cheese, cherry, apricot, with sausage on the plate behind. (Middle) Kolache Factory cherry, apricot, barbecue, and Polish sausage. (Right) River Oaks Donuts sausage and piglet
(Left) Olde Towne Kolaches — cream cheese, cherry, apricot, with sausage on the plate behind. (Middle) Kolache Factory cherry, apricot, barbecue, and Polish sausage. (Right) River Oaks Donuts sausage and piglet. Photograph, Ann Fisher.
Kolache Factory: Mild Polish sausage (top), and barbecue-filled (bottom).
Kolache Factory: Mild Polish sausage (top), and barbecue-filled (bottom). While the fillings are good, the bread is not. Photograph, Ann Fisher.

Kolache Crazy

This weekend, I brought kolaches home from four different places: The Kolache Shoppe, Olde Towne Kolaches, River Oaks Donuts, and the Kolache Factory.

Let’s start with the bad. The Kolache Factory chain does not make good kolaches. The bread is heavy and under-browned — nothing like it should be. Their sweet kolaches are, well . . . just sad. They taste like flat tires with a dollop of sweet, rubbery goo.

The thing the Kolache Factory does well is their savory fillings, which are good. This means that people eat them despite their lump-of-bread delivery system. My daughter and her friends would have nothing to do with them after tasting the better kolaches. The flatness of their bread suggests they aren’t letting the dough rise the multiple times it takes to produce good kolaches.

A Kolache Factory cherry kolache.
A Kolache Factory cherry kolache. Like a flat tire with rubbery cherry goo. To say this wasn’t good is a gross understatement. Pun intended. Photograph, Ann Fisher.
River Oaks sausage kolache.
River Oaks sausage kolache. Very good! Photograph, Ann Fisher.

River Oaks Donuts makes some of the most creative doughnuts in the city, and also sells a small selection of savory kolaches (if we are being correct, klobasniky). These are good, due in large part to the amazing sausage they use: from Prasek’s Hillje Smokehouse in Sealy, Texas.

The sausage is cut in half, which makes the filling-to-bread ratio work well. While not as fluffy as the ones from the Kolache Shoppe, the bread wasn’t heavy, and the nice brown on the roll added to the overall flavor. I would eat these again, but only when I am making a doughnut run, since this is a secondary product for the bakery.

Olde Towne Kolaches version with sausage and cheese.
Olde Towne Kolaches version with sausage and cheese. Photograph, Ann Fisher.

Olde Towne Kolaches and the the Kolache Shoppe made our tasting into a neck-and-neck competition — at least with the sweet versions. Both bakeries produce gorgeous kolaches. The favorite from Olde Towne was the cream cheese kolache; we loved the filling, which was only mildly sweet, with the faintest hint of lemon.

In the end, we selected the Kolache Shoppe as our winner. What made the difference? The lightness of the bread and the quality of the fillings.

Kolache Shoppe Sausage
From the Kolache Shoppe. Very good jalapeno sausage and cheese filling, inside of a very light, fluffy yeast bread.. Photograph, Ann Fisher.
a plate of kolaches from the Kolache Shoppe Houston Texas
Strawberry and cherry kolaches, along with venison sausage in the back, and a jalapeno, sausage, and egg to the right. From the Kolache Shoppe. Photograph, Ann Fisher.

The Kolache Shoppe fruit fillings are thoughtfully, purposefully made. The tartness of the cherries comes through. No shortcut, out-of-the-can pie filling going on here.

We had one final morning of kolaches from the Kolache Shoppe, just to be sure we had found our favorite 🙂 . They did not disappoint.

Kolache Shoppe jalapeno, sausage, and egg kolache.
Kolache Shoppe jalapeno, sausage, and egg kolache. Photograph, Ann Fisher.

Ever Heard of Czech-Mex?

Like many ethnic foods people love, kolaches get fused with other things.

So Czech-Mex. Yes, it’s a thing. Imagine that a breakfast taco and a klobásník married and had babies. What might the outcome of this union be? Well, a jalapeno, sausage, and egg kolache AND a chorizo and egg kolache — and the great state of Texas is quite happy about the whole thing.

Do you have a favorite kolache shop? Let me know, and we’ll get a list started!


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14 thoughts on “A Kolache Kind of Morning

  1. Julianne September 1, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    I am definitely one of those people who said, “A kolache? What?” Also something I said: “Czech-Mex? What? What’ll they think of next?” But in all seriousness, I loved the history lesson and had no idea that so many Czech people had immigrated to Texas. Also, kolache look divine and I absolutely want to try one right now. I’d probably start with the sweet kind over savory, but they all look delicious!

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  2. Browsing the Atlas August 31, 2018 at 7:39 am

    What?! I’ve been to the Czech Republic and to some Czech neighborhoods here in the States and somehow I missed out on kolache?! I guess I’m not too surprised. I don’t have much of a sweet tooth, so don’t always notice the sweets and baked goods around me, but now I feel like I need to go back.

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  3. Cat Lin August 31, 2018 at 12:36 am

    I didn’t know there is a big population of Czech in Texas. Neither am I familiar with cuisine from that part of the world. So this is something new and interesting to me! The Czech Mex version seems to have the best of both world! I will definitely have that!

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  4. Jenn and Ed Coleman August 30, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    Czech-Mex.. Love it. Jenn is going to Austin in a couple of weeks. I should see if she can bring a Kolache home with for me. The look really good, especially the savory sausage not Kolaches.

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    1. Ann Fisher August 30, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      Ed, you’ll have to come to Texas yourself. Kolaches are short-lived things, as all bread-realated creations are. Not sure a kolache flown back to Florida would be worth eating.

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  5. Eileen Patricia Cotter August 29, 2018 at 9:28 pm

    I so love how honest you were with these Now I know exactly what to enjoy and what to avoid. Cream cheese filling is one of my faves too 🙂

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  6. Sarah August 29, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    Some people say that there is no true ‘American’ food, but we’ve definitely done a good job of putting our own spin on other countries’ foods! Czech-Mex was fun to read about… and looks tasty too (although I wonder if I could find a gluten free option somewhere?!). Up in Michigan we have a love for Paczkis (pronounced Poon-sh-kee) which is a Polish pastry. It is funny how different regions have appropriated different traditional foods… that is one great thing about immigration, in my opinion!

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    1. Ann Fisher August 29, 2018 at 10:22 pm

      I don’t know about gluten free kolaches . . . but I have found vegan versions.

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  7. trimmtravels August 29, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    I have never heard the term kolache but I have seen them, just never knew what they were called! I would want the ones with cream cheese the most or the savory ones as I’m not big on pastries with fruit in them for some reason. There’s a recipe that requires the dough to rise 5 times? Holy cow I can’t imagine how long that would take to make, but I bet it’s yummy!! I will have to try these out when I go to Austin!

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    1. Ann Fisher August 29, 2018 at 2:08 pm

      Well, as long as you avoid the Kolache Factory, you’ll probably find some good ones. This Eater article on kolaches in Austin has a promising list: https://austin.eater.com/maps/best-kolaches-austin

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  8. Ashley @ A Southern Gypsy August 29, 2018 at 5:50 am

    I loooove pastries but I’ve never heard of a kolache! These obviously aren’t ones I could eat but almost everything is being veganized these days so it’ll definitely be my mission to find a vegan one when I’m around this are! I’ll be in Austin next month – do you know if its a thing there?

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    1. Ann Fisher August 29, 2018 at 8:45 am

      You can get your vegan kolache on — Capital City Bakery in Austin has you covered!

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  9. Andi August 28, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    That’s a pastry I have definitely NEVER heard of and it looks pretty darn delicious. I love finding regional dishes like this that have a story and a deep connection to tradition. I will now have to be on the look out for these at Eastern European bakeries!

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    1. Ann Fisher August 29, 2018 at 8:54 am

      Yes, a good kolache is hard to beat. I can smell them right now as I think about them.

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